What Kind of Holiday Is That?

I bet that none of you know what holiday it is.  (And if you do, you are either really weird or you have too much free time.)

It is Be Bald and Be Free Day.  I mean, what the heck?  What were they even referring to when they thought this up?  The fact that bald people are free from having to buy shampoo?  Or combs?

Really.

So, in honor of Be Bald and Be Free Day, here is a little insight into my brain:

Yeah, I just thought of a bald guy and Free Willy.

Do they celebrate both things (being bald and being free) on this day?

Ugh.  So confusing.