No, its not gold.
Not a diamond in sight.
Not even a ruby slipper!
But, its definitely what I would call a treasure. Follow these instructions closely (for there are many treasures where you are going, some more valuable than others), and I'm sure you will make it there:
1. Ask your parent/guardian where the closest book store or library is.
2. Run, walk, bike, Pogo-stick, swim, (or, you know, drive) there.
3. Go in through the back window to evade detection.
4. Make sure you find the right section. This is a non-Non-Fiction mission.
5. Walk quietly (as to not be heard by Mr. Curtain) down the cavernous isles until you find the letters STE.
6. You are looking for a volume with an unusually long title. One with the word 'mysterious' in it.
7. Escape without being caught.
8. Bring it back to your place of residence and read it.
Trust me. You will love it.
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